I'm still laughing.
I'm still laughing.

Merlin help some of these first years…

casey-ravenclaw:

No, not at all, actually.

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I’m not exactly… Good when it comes to girls.

-smirks- Why does that not surprise me?

Lucky for you, I’m a professional and can offer my assistance.

mercy-gould:

I didn’t actually get a tattoo, Yates.

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Yaaa, I don’t care

Merlin help some of these first years…

casey-ravenclaw:

Pretty well, I’d say.

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Got any ladies floatin’ on your radar?

mercy-gould:

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It’s getting close to one.

Okay….let me know when I’m getting warmer….

mercy-gould:

Good luck guessing, Yates.

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Will this help get me a hint?

mercy-gould:

That’s classified information.

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sexual frustration

Merlin help some of these first years…

casey-ravenclaw:

I totally agree, Captain Obvious.

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Whoa, no need to get sassy. You’re the one that asked for help. Other than typical annoying first years, has the rest of your life treated you well?

mercy-gould:

Only got a tattoo or six. Nothing too drastic.

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Really? Where?

Bad Wolf